Klingon’s robbing stores in Colorado Springs!

Check out that badass klingon sword!
Check out that badass klingon sword!

Set your phasers from Stun to Kill, the Klingons have begun invading!

The Denver Post reports:
A man wielding a “Star Trek Klingon-type sword” robbed two Colorado Springs convenience stores early this morning, police said.


Holy crap! This is more serious than I originally predicted. Imagine you are a night worker at 7-11; you might be expecting a gun, a knife, maybe a sword, but NOT a freaking Klingon Sword. Seriously, how the hell are you supposed to respond to that? I wonder if the guy was speaking in Klingon during the whole heist.

Witnesses claim the suspect might look something like this.
Witnesses claim the suspect might look something like this.

Here is a picture of what the suspect may actually look like. Note: Suspect probably doesn’t look like this, but he probably was also carrying a 20 sided die with him. [via Denver Post]



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